It’s contest time

There is nothing we like more than giving y’all the chance to win some cool stuff, so it’s time for another caption contest.
We had so much fun reading all of your suggestions last time that we knew we wanted to make it a regular feature.
After I got home from my trip to Nashville, I emailed a couple of different pictures to Sophie so that we could decide which one was begging to be captioned. Ultimately, there was really no question which picture it should be.
I mean check out the look in my eyes. Was it fear or excitement as I watched my hair being teased to new heights by a woman who used to work on the set of “Hee-Haw”?
What is happening here? Am I closer to heaven if I have big hair?
We will pick the two best captions. The winners will receive a copy of Vicki Courtney’s new book, “Five Conversations You Must Have With Your Daughter”.
Vicki, I hope that’s okay with you.
Too late if it isn’t.


  1. says

    BIG Hoodle-Doin’s
    (Don’t know if y’all say this phrase–no idea how you spell it–in TX but my people are from AR/NC and I grew up in KY, so I picked it up somewhere along the way! That was what immediately popped into my head!)

  2. says

    “Do not let your hair become unkempt, and do not tear your clothes, or you will die and the LORD will be angry with the whole community.”
    Leviticus 10:6
    You girls were taking scripture to heart!! :)

  3. Vickie says

    This reminds me of a line from Steel Magnolias
    “I promise my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.”

  4. says

    “Um, are we sure teasing is REALLY back ‘in’? ‘Cause you know, I want to be sure. I don’t handle change well, and … well… are you SURE?”
    conversely you could go with:
    “Were there teasing combs 2000 years ago?”
    (sung of course to the Travis Cottrell tune)

  5. says

    “The higher the hair, the closer to God.”
    Thank you Vickie for the nod to Steet Magnolias! That is one of my top five favorite lines from a movie for ALL time! So true! Love it!

  6. lavonda says

    “Hair today… Gone tomorrow”
    (Unless you took those styling tips home with you, oh lucky one, having a professional teach you big hair tricks).

  7. says

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE the “hey ya’ll, watch this” caption, that is a hoot!
    Here is mine for the taking-
    the four letter word you never want to hear from anyone touching your hair…

  8. says

    Another Steel Magnolia’s line:
    “Just tease it & make it look like a brown football helmet.”
    OR from Dolly playing Hannah Montana’s G’ma:
    “When yer pants ar as tight as mine…you gotta have somewhere t’putcha phone.”
    “How bout you give me All Access to that crown of yours.”

  9. says

    Oh, dear…I’m on a roll now with the crowns:
    …casting down your brunette crowns around the platinum sea
    Tease her a poofy crown/
    the girl upon her chair/
    Hark how the video audience sees no hairdo but it’s own (I CAN’T HELP IT!!!!)
    Go down, Melanie-hair
    Way down to Texas land
    Tell ol’
    Let my flatness go!

  10. says

    We want to see (clap, clap, clap). We want to see (clap, clap, clap) We want to see Big’s hair lifted high!!
    Hee hee hee, haw, haw. Hee, hee, hee, haw, haw. Hee, hee, hee, haw, haw, haw!!!!

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